Smoking Is Awesome
Guest Blog by Skinny And Single
I’ve smoked for 30 years, the coolest thirty years of my life.
When you smoke, you just look awesome. Look at ya, you could be President, hobnobbing with the rich and famous, coughing and spitting up phlegm, that’s sexy stuff.
When you smoke, you add an air of sophistication to your personality. People are drawn to you, they think you are important and probably have a lighter.
When you smoke, you are automatically liked by fellow smokers and have an immediate kinship. It’s amazing and then you meet all those same people in the cancer ward? Besties!!!
In thirty years, I put countless burn holes in my car, in my clothes, and skin. Plus the fires, those pesky fires, and firemen, those hot, pesky firemen.
In saying that, however, I really had no plans on quitting smoking until one fateful day. The day the supplier came into my office with a sampler box of EJuices and vaping pens..
“Try this and let me know.” he said.
Bam! I never ever smoked again. This was December 9th, 2014.
Since I quit smoking, I have stopped at least six other people from smoking. You are next and here’s how you start; for guys, you’ll like a tobacco, drink or dessert flavored mixture. For girls, start with blueberry, you can’t go wrong, I know three girls hooked on blueberries.
There is absolutely no reason to smoke. You are barbecuing your teeth, you are burning holes in your clothes and face it, you smell. Your teeth are yellow and your skin is green, I know this because I have the pictures on my wall.
Seriously though, for less than the price of a carton of cigarettes, go get a proper starter’s kit and a bottle of your favorite juice and ditch the cancer sticks forever. The benefits of not smoking are countless and also, smoking is gross.
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